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The Queen and the Detective
JayBird -- Action/Drama -- Posted: 18/09/2013 -- Updated: 18/09/2013
Christianne started to notice things going wrong as soon as she woke up. Usually her partner Eledhwen was waiting to give her a kiss to say hello [A/N: I no tehy r suppossed to be going out now bu in my sotry there realtionship is PURRLY PLATE TONIC. So itt was a kis on TEH CHICK ok?!}, but this morning SHE WAS NOT THERE.

"I wonder where Eledhwen is," Christianne stated, and went into the Reaction Centre.

Eledhwen was sitting in front of the console. She looked like she was reading a book, and also she was only wearing a bikini made of black metal. Christianne thought that was a little strange.

"Hello Christianne," she said. "What is that book you are reading and also why are you wearing a bikini made of black metal."

"Oh hello Christianne," stated Eledhwen. "It is a book about how to be nice to people and do you like my bikini?"

"Yes I do," said Christianne, "you look very nice." (A/N: Purrly plate tonic!!1 rember?( "But maybe I would like it better if you took it off." {A/N: Shes onli sayign taht becas she wants to pollish it fore her b/c seh is a goo freind adn PURRLY PLATE TONIC=

"Well maybe I will," said Eledhwen, but then the console said "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEP" (A/N: Lol)

"Oh we have a mission," said Christianne.

"Yes we do," said Eledhwen, and they went on their mission.

When they got on their mission Christianne looked down at herself and her disguise. "Why am I wearing only a pink nightdress?" she asked. "And also why am I tied up?"

"That would be because you look good in a pink nightdress," said Eledhwen (A/N: PURRLY PLATE TONIC!!1), "and also because I lied."

"You lied down?" Christianne asked. "But I thought elfs always stood up to sleep."

"They do," said Eledhwen. "But that is my other lie. I was actually reading a book about how to be mean to people - and I am not an elf! That is why I am wearing a bikini made of black metal!"

"Gasp!" gasped Christianne. "But I thought you were an elf!"

"NO," stated Eledhwen. Her pointed ears fell off and her hair stood up straight and it was black like her bikini and her teeth started to grow into fangs. "I am actually A GIANT SPIDER."

"Oh no I do not like giant spiders," stated Christianne. "And also where are we?"

"We are in Milkwood, HOME of the giant spiders!" exclaimed Eledhwen. "And now I am going to take you back to my web and trap you and turn back into my true form and then eat you!"

"OH NO YOU ARE NOT!" said Christianne, "because I was just stalling you by asking those questions and now I have freed my arms!" And her arms were free from the ropes which Eledhwen had used to tie her up.

"Your arms may be free but you cannot escape from me!" explained Eledhwen and ran towards her.

Using her powers of deduction learned from Sherlock Homes himself, Christianne threw up a wall of pure force to blunt Eledhwen's charge.

"You cannot escape me!" Eledhwen snarled, her fangs growing longer by the second. "I am the Spider Queen of Mirkwood!"

Oh yes I can!" Christianne exclaimed. "You forget, Eledhwen - I know your secret name!"

"But you will never use it!" stated Eledhwen, and she jumped over the wall and...........

Kissed Christianne on the lips!

Now Christianne was surprised by this because they only had a purrly plate tonic relationship, but she soon realised that the kiss was not plate tonic......

IT WAS A KISS OF DEATH.

So then Christianne used her powers of deduction to jump backwards away from Eledhwen before she could kill her. "Why did you try to use a kiss of death on me?" she asked her.

"Because actually I am in love with you," she said, "but you never noticed and so I am going to kill you rather than live without you."

"Oh ok," she said, "but there is something you should know before you do."

"What is that?" she stated.

Christianne took a deep breath. "Elredwendy Eiffelrochester," she said, using Eledhwen's secret name (A/N: Ok so tahts how I rember it but i cant' be bothred to cechk rite now!), "actually I am in love with you too."

"Oh ok," said Eledhwen. "Then I guess I'll go out with you rather than killing you."

"Ok," said Christianne, and that was what they did.

A/N: I NO RITE!!1 SUPRISE!!! So I rote a sotry abut Waht they did neckst but I lost it so yea. Anywas PLS REVUE NO FLAMES K??!??!1//1?
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Ponyrella96
Giid Stoyr! >3

I ilked you're stoyr! i limed theta they luv ech other and now their gonig outr! SUPAR KAWAIIDESU! Rite More! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
xX-VerceMaster-Xx
THIS STORY SUCKS!!!! THIS STORY MAKES NO SENC! WHY WOULD THEY EVER BE IN A PLATTONIC (which yiou spelled WRONG!!) SHIP IN THE FIRST PLACE!!?!?! THEY ARE OBVISLY IN LOVE FROM THE FORST WORD!! I CAME WNATING SOME HOT LUVE BETWEN THRM AND ONLY GOT DUMB NOT DETH!!!! N SHERLOK HOLMES IS NOT AIR BENDER MORON!!! IF SHERLOK IS NOTT A AIR BENDER, THEN CHRISTINE CAN NOT BE EITHER!!1! YOU NEED TO GIV UP WRITING AND KILL YOURSELF FOR THIS AWFULLNES!!!!!
kelly_from_helly
You need to learn how to spellcheck. I do not know what "Eledhwen" is other that an abominable hackjob of the dictionary. Otherwsie, good story!
StarShipper
NO THEY ARE NOT PLATAONIC! THEY ARE A COUPLE AND THEIR AUTHOR SAID SO AND THAT'S THAT YOU CAN'T CHANGED IT ALS O EVERYONE KNOWS SHERLOCK'S DEDUCTION POWERS ARE LAZER BEAMS NOT FORECEFIELDS HOW DARE YOU WRITE FOR THE PPC!!!!1!!!!!!1111!111111!!!!
DazzlingStarryBrightness
oooo! so exciting!

I was so scared for Chrissie! And it was so cuuuuute when they said they loved each other!.... D'awwww

U have to find that other part! I want to know what happenes next!!!!

Bye Bye
Dazz
Lilith Wydenbrooke
Dis is so gud! Keep on writing i wanna kno moar!
Those silly shippers who think that chrissy and ellie are a thing. I'm glad you're writing them plateotniclaly.