fanficWorld| xX-VerceMaster-Xx -- Action -- Posted: 18/09/2013 -- Updated: 19/09/2013 |
In PPC HQ, for once, everything seemed happy. Printworthy was able to walk down the halls withought having to hear the screams of crazy agents ecchoing down the halls . He was on his way to the library to find some more material on Indiana Jonas. For some reason, his DVD case only had the first three movies, but he knew there was a fourth somewhere. As he was walking down the hall, he heard a sound. "-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!"
BAM!!! Printworthy fell to the ground, with a human on top of him, tangled in a mass of flesh and fur. [A/N: Get your mind outa the gutter!] This was not the first time the found himself in this position either, remembering the time he and his current partner, Marvin, met eachother for the first time. [A/N: I said out!] Printworthy tryed to unfurl himself, but found it much easyer then usual, as the stranger had already escaped the mass.
The human stood and looked around, ignoring the pony at his feet. "Oh. Well. That went far better then expected." He smiled doffily, like the meme face shows for things going better then expected. Then he screamed. "WRONG!!!" he called out, clutching his head in agony. "WRONG!! THIS UNIVERCE IS ALL WRONG!!!"
Printworthy stood and came on over to the man as he scrame. Fantastic, the pony thought, as he came to the man, never can have a day withought screaming, can I? Printworthy put his hoof on the man's sholder after he walked over, trying to comphort the mad man. "Are you OK?"
"ITS ALL WRONG, DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?! THE UNIVERCE, THE MULTIVERCE, REALITY, EVERYTHING!!! IT IS SO, SO WRONG!!!"
PRintworthy looked concerned. "I take that as a no, right?"
The man looked up to the pony with a grey and white mane, a blue coat, and an open book cutiemark with a quill. He was not surprised that the pony could talk, as he had been to Equestria before and had a house there and had almost dated Pinkie Pie once. No, he was surprised as the pony wore a swiss army nife on a shirt. "Why are you wearing a swiss army nife on your shirt?"
Printworthy huffed a little. "It is not a swiss army nife, it is a patch, representing my loyalty to the All Porpous Department. And this is not a shirt, it is a uniform for the PPC."
The man nodded a little. "Oh. That makes sence. BUT EVERYTHING ELCE IS WRONG!!!"
Printworthy used magic to wipe away the tears and some of the pain of the man's suffering. "I am sorry, but what is wrong?"
The man jumped up and grabbed the pony by the fur. "Do you not understand!? the multiverce is inspires novels, not inspired by them! This world is written by words, as is the enitrety of this sector of the multiverce! It is not how it works! It is not how it should work!! EVERYTHING HERE IS WRING!!!"
Printworthy was shoked. The idea that worlds could exist withought being dictated by words was new to him, except when it was not, but then he knew better and so could not imagine worlds without the WOrds now. the unicorn cleared his thought. "I cannot help with that, and I am sorry, but that is how it is here. By the way what is your name?"
The man blinked in confusment. "How could you live in a artificial place like this? And my name is Verce Jumper."
Printworthy shrugged and nodded. "I suppose you get used to it. Oh, nice name there."
Verce Jumper nodded and sniffed, the pain still there from everything being wrong, but he could ignore it now. "Realy? I guess I am getting used to it already, so I suppose, but it is just so... wrong, you know? Oh, thank you, I chose it myself."
Printworthy smiled as Verce Jumper seemed to be calm now. "That is good. Just let the Words seap into you, and all will be fine. Oh, chose yourself? That is cool. Mine was written by an author somewhere, I dont know were."
Verce Jumper smiled back. "Yeah, these Words are comphorting arent they? Yeah, I chose it myself. It is a symbolic name actually."
Printworthy raised a black eyebrow. "Yeah, they are comphorting. Wait, symbolic for what?"
Verce Jumper pulled himself up higher so he looked bigger and more important. "Symbolic for thefact that I can Jump across Verces. Univerces that is. I am a univerce jumper."
Printworthy pinned Verce Jumper against the wall with his horn, scowling. "You are a univerce jumper? Then you must be a Mary Sue! Perpair to meat your doom, Sue!"
Verce Jumper was confused. Sue? Him> But he was not even female. Then he remembered Stus and then he was still in troble. Then he remembered why the univerce was wrong. "Wait!" he said, talking reason. "I am not a Sue!"
Printworthy pushed him harder thouigh the wall. "How do I know?"
Verce Jumper struggled against the horn power. "Because I am not from your sector of the multiverce. I am not from an authors pen, so I cannot be a Sue! That and I am male."
Printworthy fell in shock. Of corce. How could he be a Sue if he was not written by a sue writer? It all made sence, rare within the PPC. "Well, I am sorry." he said, letting Verce Jumper down from his horn power. "I did not even think about that. So if you are not a Sue, then you have to become an Agent."
Verce Jumper stepped back into the wall. "An agent of what?"
Printwothy pointed to his patch. "The PPC. We kill Sues. It is fun, realy."
Verce Jumper thought for a moment about it. "If I dont?"
"Then you are neralized and you forget all about the PPC and this multiverce. Join and you protect some plots. What do you say?"
Verce Jumper thought some more. Join and remember, or dont join and forget? Join and kill, ork dont join and let people not be protected. He knew what he had to do. his curiosity about this world was too great, and he had to pritect the plots of the people he saw in the worlds, no matter if they are worded or not. Verce Jumper stepped forward and shook Printworthy's hoof. "Where do I sign up?"
[A/N: And, chapter 2 done! I will have the 3st chapter up for you guys soon! Hope you rate and review, it really helps me! See you next time!]
| kelly_from_helly |
| Okay, interesting story. Love that you included a pony! A little too abstract for my tastes, though. I cannont work logic into this story if I tried. But continue! Maybe you'll surprise me! PS Verce is a cool name. Is that Italian? |
| xX-VerceMaster-Xx |
| Thank you for your input! I'm sorry you thought it was abstract though. I wanted to have a mysterious atmosphere for most of it, as this verce is strange for Verce Jumper, and he has no understanding of what the heck is going on here. I suppose I sucseeded though, as it was as confusing for you as Verce Jumper. So...Thanks?
Actually, Verce is my shorthand for univerce, or multiverce. To him, they are all just verces, thus his name is Verce. Cool right? Well that is just the begining of his coolness. You will see soon... |
| TheGreatDestroyer |
| Yet moar drivel. I seriously don't know why I am attracted to these types of storeys. Maybe I have developed an incurable taste for bad writing.
The premise of this story is nothing short of absolute balderdash. I mean, seriously? "EVERYTHING HERE IS WRING!!!" indeed, especially if we are talking about laundromats. Also, catron poneys working for the PPC. Ew, get out. Of coarse real life writers write stories. That's how it always worked. This nonsense about the fictional universes existing on they're own has to stop. Furthermore, it appears that the overpowered protoagonist you call "Verce Jumper" is violating several laws of thermodynamics. He will be fined and be held responsible for the damages. -10/10. Apalling. TheGreatDestroyer |
| xX-VerceMaster-Xx |
| yu know what I got frome that? Bla bla bla, 10/10. Thanks for the rating! |
| DazzlingStarryBrightness |
| I'm SSOO sorry it took me so long to review! I'll be quicker next time! Thsi was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Everythings tso tense!! And Verce is gonna be an agent! Yay!
-Dazz |