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But I Like Gil...
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongXxxhairX -- General -- Posted: 26/09/2012 -- Updated: 26/09/2012
A/N: So this iz mah storyu and thankss to my friends 4 helpin me editt n stuf you guys ROC!!!1! Also i dont own da PPC or anybuddy and Gilly and Carilyne bong to KityNoodle so liek i'm only browing 'em, kay? and carilini iz da BEST AGENT EVRR Bcause she has de same name az me and its liek DA BEST NAM EVAR!!!!!!!111!!!

aND NOW 4 A SPECIL INTERVEIW WIT GILLY!
ME: Gilly r you exited about th storry?
GILLY: But my nam's GILBRT
ME: Nu-uh, bcuz GILLY'S cuter!!!
GILLY: But i dun LIEK gilly!
ME: Well to bad bcuz i do and so does Carolyn!
GILLY: WHO?! WAIT WHERE ARE U TAKIN ME....
ME: I'll brig him bac for the ficcy!
ASHLEY: (<--- HEYA GRL, TOLD YOU YOUD BE IN DA FIC!) Carline, putt him donw!
ME: Fine...

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Chapter One: But we Cant like eachother...

One day Gik was waking thru the PPC HQ and he was signing bcuz he realy has a realy good signing voice he's just rely shy abut it so he pretnds its relly bad but its actully relly good. AN he waz signign, "Run onn for a lng tiem run on fr a long time, soonr or later god'll cut ya down1!" (Gilly relly likes Johnny Cash, i no bcuz KITYNOODLEZ TOLD ME SO HRSELF!!1!) So he waz singing an tryin to find his Rc or whatevs (A/N how come HQ dosn't give uz liek maps or somthin?) when suddenly HE BUMPED INTO SUM NERYD CHIK WIT A BOK IN FRONT OF HR NOSE.

AND they both feld ovber and gilly said "OUCH!1! Watch were you goin, stupid grl!" and the girl got upp and yelld, "Well your singing is tupid, so mayb i was blinded by how badd it is!!"

AND THEN........Gil finlly lookd @ her, an he thought -oh my gawd, shez so pretful!- she hadd long brown hai r and it waz al wavvy an stuff and she wuz wering glasses but THEY LOOKD SO PRETTY ON HER becuz they were brite red and didnt make her look neryd evn tho she totaly was bcuz she relly liks reading n stuff and she had pal skin wit no blemishss or notin becus even zits thot she was too pritty to mes up but she culd stil TOTLY HURT YA IF SH WANNED she juz never did. (A/N: YA GRL POWERR!!!!)

And gilly waz all "sory, i guess your right my name's Gilbert and i jus startd hear who r u?" And he kep lookin at hr and he thou she wuz the prettist grl hed evar seen and hed sen like lots of pretti grls but CARILINE wuz so much prettier. and Gil thought -ohmg i thik i am inlov but thats nt rite cuz HQ dosnt liek Agents 2 b happy but i luv her soo much alredy1- (A/N: Btw the -parts that r lik dis- are thoughts, oky?)

And thr girl blushd an got all shy n stuff an sed, "im Coraline. u no i waz jus jokin bout the singing u r actully prty gud. Wre you singin jonny Cash?!"

"yEA, he's my fave singiner ever," Gil said with a blush.

Then...CORLYNIA LEANED FOREWRD AND KISSD HIM ON TH LIPS!!! And sh kept kissin him and his arms wnt arund hr waist exep one hand went into her hair and hel th back of hr hed liek in those old romnce moovies and they jus kep kissin until Carilly started to need air so thy had to stopp and gilly aksed all huskily, "do u want to com to my rC wit me?" and carolinn nodded and sed all dreami, "yes, that sounds gud." so they did and Croline spent the night bcuz Fiona waz off doin somthin stoopid like looking at grls in bikinis ro somthing (A/N: EWWWW FIONA IZ MAH LEAST FAVE AGENT HOW COULD KN RIGHT ABOUT A LESBI?! AN SHE IZ TOTLY ONE BCUZ KN TOLD ME SO BCUZ WE'RE IN THE SAME CLASS AT HIGHSCHOOL) and vreylan and Firebutt were plying tricks on sum odder agents so no one noticed butt THEY WERE BEING WATCHED. There waz a camrea in Gil's computer-thingy that he uses to go to missions and the person on the other side of da camera waz...

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A/N: CLIFFY! So whoo do ya think is watchin them?! wat's gonna hapen to gil and Carieline! keep reding to find out!!!! Also plz rview and stuf but NO FLAMES OKAY? If you flame I will totlly make Gilly come and bet you upp becuz he's been wait-liftging an now hez TOTLYL MUSCLY AN STUFF so don flame or he'll punch you!
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TheGreatDestroyer
Did somebody say "Gentlemen"? [Image Redacted] Oops, gotta go now. If my mom sees me post more things on the family computer past 10:00pm she said she'll bash my head against my keyboard. I don't really believe her buT fidsafjsadnfalskjndfksa asdijIA DGAh ioag b sda gkHGI SKSH LAIS BADSFHIO IUIHJAUISHUIFAHIUhkjahsjbjhbjksabfjbkDBJKA.LJPQU3R89YOUE82YU
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
UR JUST A JIANT TROLL!!!11! AN HOO SEZ 'GENTLMN' ANYMORE? GO BAK TO DA NURSIN HOM, GRANPA!!!!!!1!!
TheGreatDestroyer
I see. Gentlemen, gather around. I think it's trying to communicate.
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
OMGU R JUSS JELOUS BCUZ YOU ARNT ORIGNL ENOUGH TO RITE A FANFIC, WHY DONT YOU GO BAC TO PRECHOOL AN LERN HOW TO B NICE STOOPID? IM GOING TO REPOT YOU TO FFWORLD AND YOUL GET BANED FOR BEING STUPID AND FLAMMMIGN!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!11!
TheGreatDestroyer
What a load of tripe. its absolute rubbish.

Your're grammer is horrendous. Learn to use spellcheck. Those little red lines you see under words? Its a mistake. Correct it.

I have seen my pet gerbil write better drivel than what you have produced.

You have a totally unrealistic grasp of what love truely is, and should therefore be banned from writing the genre until the end of time.

0/10. Parts of my brain are non-functioning thanks to you. Return to kindergarten and work your way back up to a respectable level of writing.
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
OMg long hair is sssooooooooooo PRITY!!!!!1!!!1!11!! OMG I wish my hair waz longer but mokm wont let me shes SO stoopid an mean!!
Kawaiinekochan
i hav long hair!! but my agents is longer. hers reches her but and its pink cuz the sakura flower is pink.
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
I no i dun liek johnny cash much eithr but i thot it wuld be gud to rite abut someun hwo lieks stuff i dont. oh! i'll TOTLLY chek it out!!!

an my usernm has x's becsue i thin it make ti loks cooler and seperaits the words n stuf. i like shiny stuff an lonnnnnng hair!!!
Kawaiinekochan
eew. jonny cash is gros. uther then that, ur story is gud, but u shudn't end w/ cliffis. my storys a romans 1 to so u shud chek it owt. also, ur usernam is relly long. y do u hav so many xs?
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
i no! hiscoll is SOO dum why we even have to go its not lik we lern anything USFUL.
~AmythystQeen~
that soun better it is good to see u learnin to be ol tolerants. i no scuool sux it sux for me too mean teachers with lots of homework never going to use in real life. i for gif u.
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
sorry but i haf liek ALOT OF horwekr an stuff and KN stil hasn maed Caryline's bio yet butt when she dues u'll can se how pritty she iz!!

Ye, mayb i shuld be les ean but i wuz havin a bad dasy and i tookd it ous on Fiona becuz lesbis sacre me an there kind weird but mayb i'll post th next chaptah were she tries to help GxC or somthing to mak up 4 it...
~AmythystQeen~
OMG I H8 u fir postn CLIFFEES

b'cuz nbdy shld have 2 wait fir liek, a hole day if U post such small chappies & i wanna no what happns bcuz Gilly is liek tre best thing evah!!!1!, tho Carilyne i don no who she iz but i wish i had red hair it so purty.

Fyona cant be 2 bad tho bcuz she is GILLIES pardner so stup flamming hr, okay? she hurts no1 with lieking grls cuz nobudy is worreed about her stealin Gillie frm Carilyne bcous she just doesunt liek him liek that.

Pls update soon bcoz i can't not wate for tre next chapr.
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
Nuh-uh, bcause the agents wuld juist loose ther jobs, so Gil and Carline culd be togethr w/o any1 telin' them dey haf to split up!!
Ameyumi-sama
Oh you don't touch the flowers. No flowers means no PPC means no agents means no Gil. Then see if they're in any way kawaii any more. >___<
xXshinnyxXxthingsxXxlongxXxhairX
Omg, whatever u r so supid floers rnt races, stoopd! And Gil and Cariline r SOOO Hawt togetr an you shuld chek the wiki to se what gil looks lik bcuz then youd totally think he as cut!

omg, at ur rite at lest fiona doesn't sleep wit FLOERS!!1! Mayb i should hav hr torch the stopd SO or whatevs, see how Jaycacia lisk THAT! HAHAHA go cry to ur momy ur juz jellous becuz i rite better than U!
Ameyumi-sama
How dare you! First of, you're soooo intolerant! What if a human loves a flower? Is that forbidden? Are you RACIST?!!?

Also ,youi suck. Your story is the unkawaiiest thing I've ever seen everywhere! They jsut, what, kiss and then go to his RC because his partner is a lesbian I say what? I don't get any of this! I repeat, this is not kawaii uguu sugoi or anything!