Bjam's shipping pairs for the PPC (others added by, well, others:)

If I've left out a ship or a caption, comment.

BeautyID/Bjam: OTP of 2004

hS/Kaitlyn: Because we say so.

Bjam/Techno-Dann: Because they're both hot.

Techno-Dann/BeautyID - Closets.

Bjam/Jo: What did they really get up to with that duct tape in Philly?

hS/Techno-Dann: The Aragorn/Legolas of the PPC.

SaphDragon/TZA: Tension.

Oracle/Artemis: Because they're always going at it in the chat.

BeautyID/Doc Filth: BiD: I think he's hot. Bjam: It's so wrong, yet so right...

Bjam/Leto: Leto started up Bjam-lusting for the guys.

Bjam/hS: They're both British.

Morgul/Randomelf: Aussie/Kiwi love.

PA Mills/Jo: It's so obvious.

Starwind Rohana/Leto: Website help.

BeautyID/WfR: Because Bjam says so.

Kaitlyn/hS/BiD/WfR/Bjam: OMG THEIR LOVE IS SO FREAKISH!

Andy/Saphie: Best friends... or lovers?!

Techno-Dann/Every female because he's very very hott.

Rose C. Bomull/Katie: Because they're both Teh Pretty.

Bodldops/Artemis: Because they both have cool names.

AW/BiD: Because they both drink milk from bags.

Hellga/French Pony: Brains are t3h sexx.

Jon/WfR: The Frodo/Sam of the PPC.

Jon/hS: Hot. That's all we have to say. (BiD: Bjam made me put that.)

Miss Cam/Meir Brin: They both keep fangirls in check.

BiD/hS: THEIR LOVE IS SO ELFY!

Elvea Aure/GreyLadyBast: Because they're both to be worshipped.

Araeph/GreyLadyBast: Because smiting is kinky.

Jay/Acacia: Their love is so original.

Maybe...hmm...Huinesoron/Acacia? Or perhaps that could be Huinesoron/Jay...

Techno-Dann/Erin. Which doesn't seem TOO weird,compared to Perhin Gamkins/Hellga. Isiah/Quen is another one, but I think that that was mentioned in an LJ. Oh, and Miss Cam/Doc Filth. Which is pretty scary, I admit.

Andy/PA Mills. Saphie/Leto. Hmm.

And for non-board agents...Black/Talia and Daffyd/Vemi. Because I think that B/T is implied in an LJ, and D/V just seems cute.

Petite soliel/Fondued Jimica. No idea why.

Oh, and NenyaQuende/Rosie.C.Bombull. Because sisterly love is neat.

Luthien/Mip

Morgy/Hwin! - it's about as plausible as Mip and me.. most likely more so.

Morgy/Miss Cam - because it's so disturbing I feel better about myself now.

Morgy/SaphDragon! - because then Nerys would kill her.. and I'd be happy.

Saphie/Thalia Weaver: Their love is so Joisey!

French Pony/Jon: Make up your own pun involving the words "lunge," "thrust," and "parry."

Newmoon/Katie: For no good reason other than I like the way it looks. ^_^

Kaltia/Elvea Aure! Theirloveissocanon!

Andy/Thalia Weaver! Theirloveissoagricultural!

Ella/Claudia: the two of them in that response center all the time...

Pika/Morgul:

Fawkes/FFeathers: OMGTHEIRLOVEISSO... *can't think of pun* ...HAWT!

Laih/Morgul:

Techno-Dann/Bjam: Because He Doesn't Mind

technetium/BeautyID: Because... Err... She saw your post and replied. :-P

Oracle/Kaitlyn: Just Because

Boo/Tamaris:

Tamaris/Techno-Dann:

Tamaris/technetium:

Tamaris/Thalia:

Tamaris/Artemis:

LeoD/Luhtarian/Luthien - because it's alliterative

LeoD/Drew or LeoD/Bjam- because you have 4 letters

Mercuria/Everyone:

Mercuria/Thalia: It's like a companion ship to Andy/Saphie!

Mercuria/Bjam: It goes without saying!

Mercuria/Kaltia: Because one of them's a pervert

Luhtarian/Luthien: Because it's nice.

Morgul/AW: Just because she wants it so.

Luthien/Leto:

Hawkelf/Randomelf:

Hawkelf/AW:

Teena/Oracle: At least sporadically.

Blayze/Hawkelf: Because Artemis was feeling cruel.

Ewky/Cam - Scandinavian sisterhood!

Cam/Andy/Saphie - wherein Cam is not only their Webmaster, but Mistress in a kinky BDSM relationship.

Cam/Kaltia - kitten love.

Cam/Fondued Jicama - where Cam plays Susan to FJ's Marcus.

And now, a challenge...

That's right, trust me to come up with this...

You must write a sue-ified story about one of these ships. I mean TragiK!Angst, cheesy cliche romantic scenes, purple prose, the works.

BUT

This is NOT a real-person based challenge. That's just squicky. The aim is to sue-ify the person so much they are not recognisable. If you want to write the, say, Kaltia/Elvea ship, please don't write about us as though we were real. Give us wings, horns, tragic backgrounds, speshul powers-have our sue'd selves so far out of character they couldn't touch us with a pole as long as Elminster AND his hat. For example;

"Oh, my love-ith for you-ith is so pure-ith!" Kaltia spake, fluttering her silver wings and twitching her ravenonyxmidnightobsedian hair around her heart shaped face. And Elvea was glad, for how true was their love?

Why did I come up with this challenge? Simple, to have fun!

This is an open-ended challenge, and as such, there's no deadline.