Luxury looked anything but shocked when Pigeonarmy strode purposefully through the door into her response centre and yanked her into his arms and up against the wall. In fact, she giggled.

'I love it when you act all manly, Pigeon,' she cooed. 'But meeting like this, in secluded places ... people are going to talk.' On some women, coy is off-putting. On Lux, coy was ... teasing.

Well, we can't have them talking, can we,' Pigeon said, an idea crystallising. He swept her off her feet and carried her down the corridor. Unsurprisingly, being distracted enough to get to the destination wasn't difficult.

When Pigeon plonked Lux down on the biggest table in the Cafeteria, however, there was a modicum of shock. Shock, and then orgy.