It was a quiet morning in PPC HQ. The hallways were empty, save for a lost hamster scampering aimlessly. It was a quiet place, the hamster decided. Might be good for living. There was a lack of food, though.

Suddenly, a door shot open and the hamster was plucked from the hallway floor. Bewildered, it accustomed to its surroundings. Four human females and two human males were lounging over each other on the ground, and all were in various stages of undress. One called out, "Hey, Trojie, wassat you got there?"

The one they called Trojie, which was the naked female the hamster suddenly realised was holding him rather tightly, turned back. "It's a hamster, Sara! A hamster!"

"What, like, a Richard Gere hamster?" one of the male humans replied.

"Much better, Huiny," Trojie said, and then looked in the hamster's terrified little eyes. "We're gonna have some fun with you, little guy," Trojie said, and smiled seductively.