Pads looked around her, and then back at Trojie. A wide grin leaped across her face, and she ploughed into Trojie, slowly hugging the cynicism out of her.

"You brought me to Rivendell for the anniversary of our first PPC collaboration? Thank you so much! You're the greatest, I love you! How can I ever repay you?"

Trojie smirked, and looked at Pads, Pads' deep aquamarine eyes glistening as if they'd absorbed a garage full of Sailor Moon posters.

"Well, I always thought we should mark this anniversary with...something special..."

"Oh?" Pads' innocent expression amused the far more experienced Trojie.

"Come with me," Trojie said, slowly removing both hers and Pads' clothing while she did. "I know Lady Arwen doesn't have to be in character for another half an hour, and nobody ever pays attention to Boromir..."