Author: Sonne
Platinumyo/9th BM
He doesn't want leather...
9th Blue Mage was turning a corner, whistling a Mariah Carey song, when she suddenly bumped into someone.
"Sorry, Plat, I didn..." she trailed off as she noticed Platinumyo was completely naked. He had a sombrero, though. "Why are you naked?" she said cautiously; she wasn't sure if she did want to know the answer.
"I'm not naked, I'm wearing Adam's suit. He lent it to me, but he doesn't know yet."
"That makes no sense."
"Not at all, but you know what does? My stamp collection. Wanna check it?"
9th beamed and nodded.

Later, in Platinumyo's room
"Well, this is certainly huge. You say this is the largest in the world?"
"Exactly. 9.44 inches long and 2.7 inches wide, printed by China in 1913. But enough Philately for the day; he have better things to do."
And having said that, he threw his sombrero to a corner.