"Attention ladies of the posting board," said a voice over the speaker in the Lounge. "You are all invited to the auditorium for a special exhibition."

There were some puzzled looks from the female population, but they shuffled to the auditorium anyways, for lack of anything better to do. All the men had disappeared a while back and the lack of their constant shenanigans was beginning to get boring.

The ladies entered the auditorium and milled about for a couple of minutes, wondering what this exhibition was supposed to be.

"Doesn't this all seem sort of familiar?" asked Neshomeh.

"It does," said July, her eyes narrowing as she sensed something was not right.

"Doesn't seem familiar to me," said The 9th Blue Mage.

The conversation didn't have time to continue because, at that moment, someone cut the lights. There were startled cries and muttered curses from the girls present. These sounds of dismay faded away as the sound of an amp was heard from the direction of the stage.

"We are the Powerful Plover Collaborative!" yelled someone who seemed to have a microphone. "We're here to make you swoon and take off your clothes and stuff!"

A spotlight came up on Rosie Azrael at a microphone. The light continued to grow more intense and soon the whole stage was lit. The ladies in the audience had time to notice that there were others on the stage when the sound of drumsticks clicking filled the space.

Platinumyo finished counting and began to beat on the drums in front of him. He was soon joined by Artell, who was playing a purple, axe-shaped guitar. Phobos, who was wearing a black kilt, was playing bass guitar near Caddy-shack. Caddy was standing behind a rack holding two keyboards, which he played with one hand on each. Opposite Caddy on the stage was a DJ set-up which was manned by Data Junkie, who had on sunglasses and a pair of headphones.

Rosie adjusted his leather jacket and started singing. "Girl, I'm the one for you; But you're so far away; I tell you what I'm gonna do; I'll be with you today."

When Rosie got to the chorus he was joined by Sergio Turbo and Tranum who were singing the harmonies. "I'm gonna portal to your heart; It has to be; Gotta do my part; You are my destiny; This is how it starts; I'm gonna portal to your heart."

The bridge began and the ladies in the audience started screaming in glee as Dann appeared on a platform twenty feet above the stage and played an epic solo on an electric cello.

The next verse started with panties, bras, and the occasional t-shirt flying at the stage. These were followed by Pretzel and Makari storming the stage and carrying Sergio off for some quality time.

The song came to a conclusion, minus one back-up singer, with Artell crowd-surfing. He disappeared somewhere in the middle of the audience and never made it back to the stage. While Rosie's final note of "Portal To Your Heart" echoed in the air, the women of the board stormed the stage and showed how much they loved the song and the men of the Powerful Plover Collaborative.