*Knock, knock* Jacer crossed the room, opening the door to find a hallway full of people outside. They were all in various states of undress, even the ones who for sanity's sake really shouldn't be.

"Come on join in the fun!" Shouted Arrow, pushing to the front.

*Slam!* Jacer walked back to the chair by the fireplace and began reading again. "Stupid, horny, jackwads."