Author: twistedwindowpane
Ship web starring Moons
Wake Me Up Inside
This is a parody of the fic "Like a Shadow Over the Soul". It features Four Moons Watching as the main character, and also includes Calliope, twistedwindowpane, Iximaz, Huinesoron, Neshomeh, Scapegrace, Snowblaze, Willis64, and Hardric.

Hi my name is Luna Artemis'ia Selene Aysel Watch and I have long blue black hair (that's how I got my name) with blue streaks and purple tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue silver eyes like the moon and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da heck out of here!). [[I'm not related to anyone from Overwatch but I wish I was because Halloween Mercy is a major freaking hottie. I'm a fallen angel but my wings are retractable and made of energy. I have pale white skin. I'm also a writer, and I'm in a writing group called the PPC in England where I'm in my first year (I'm sixteen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black galaxy print miniskirt, silver fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and blue eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so the sky was very dark, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I stuck out my tongue at them.

"Hey Luna!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Calliope!

"What's up Calliope?" I asked.

"Nothing." she said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.


The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some holy wine from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was blue velvet with silver lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Valravn t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on a pair of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Adelyn (AN: Twistey dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with red streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Burzum t-shirt with a black jacket, black mini, fishnets and high-heeled combat boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMG, I saw you talking to Calliope yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Calliope?" she asked as we went out of our private messaging and into the Board hall.

"No I so don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Calliope walked up to me.

"Hi." she said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.


Calliope leaned in extra-close and I looked into her gothic red eyes (she was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then............... suddenly just as I Calliope kissed me passionately. Calliope climbed on top of me and we started to cuddle keenly against a tree. Very cleanly because Shipfest fics are clean.


It was.............................................................Huinsorenian!


"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McShoma.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Scape.

And then Calliope shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"


The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with silver moons all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of moon and star earrings, and two angel-wings in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with silver.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with holy wine instead of milk, and a glass of red wine. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the wine spilled over my top.

"Watch where you're going!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a goth with spiky black hair with green streaks in it. They were wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down their face and they were wearing black lipstick. They didn't have sunglasses anymore and now they were wearing red contact lenses just like Calliope's and there was no scar on their forhead anymore. They had a manly stubble on their chin. They had a sexy English accent. They looked exactly like Joel Madden. They were so attractive that my body went all hot when I saw them.

"I'm so sorry." they said in a shy voice.

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.

"My name's Iximaz, although most people call me Werewolf these days." they grumbled.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the light of the full moon." they giggled.

"Well, I am a fallen angel of the moon." I confessed.

"Really?" they whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Calliope came up behind me and told me she had a surprise for me so I went away with her.


My friend E'ternal Winter Night smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like communism that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Snowblaze was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are angels and one of them is a witch but a Mary Sue killed her mother and her father disappeared because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Night and not Blazkowicz.


I was really scared about Strakit all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Fallen Gothic Wings 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are E'ternal Winter, Werewolf, Calliope, Willis64 (although we call him Wilhelm666 now. He has black hair now with red streaks in it.) and Hadric. Only today Calliope and Werewolf were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Calliope was probably punching a wall (she wouldn't die because she was a vampire and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Werewolf was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a short black leather shirt and tiny matching miniskirt that said Elvin's Tales on the butt. You might think I have bad fashion sense but I really don't.


Yes, that was several excerpts from "My Immortal", with a few of the words replaced. Congratulations, you've read the laziest Shipfest fic ever.