"I can't believe it," Kaitlyn complained as she accepted the mug of tea from Phobos.

He sat down on the sofa beside her and put his feet up on the coffee table, stroking his manly, bushy beard. "Can't believe what?"

"Huiney is always going on and on about Neshomah," Kaitlyn pouted, tucking her pink manicured toenailed feet underneath her. Her equally pink fingernails tapped against her mug and she pouted harder. "And whenever I ask if he wants to hang out with me, he just sighs and starts talking about how good she looks with Elf ears!" She looked up at Phobos, biting her plush pink lips. "Do you think I'd look better with Elf ears?"

Phobos growled a deep manly growl and nibbled Kaitlyn's ear. "I think you look sexy without them," he said, setting his tea aside before pulling her down on top of him.

Kaitlyn squealed as he wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her in for a kiss. "But Phobie," she said, "What about Neshomeh?"

"What about her?" Phobos said. "She and Huinesoron are happy together, so why shouldn't we be happy together?"

"Oooh, now there's a good point," Kaitlyn said as they kissed deeply.

* * *

"Hey, do you ever think we're neglecting our spouses lately?" Huinesoron asked as he and Neshomeh pulled off their scabbards, sweaty from another day of LARPing.

"They'll be fine," Neshomeh said dismissively. "Wanna have sex?"

"Keep the Elf ears on," Huinesoron said as he tossed his cloak dramatically to the side.