Author: Huinesoron
NeshBoshLyn
HamilTea
(After You'll Be Back)

[Neshomeh:]
Listen, let's all calm down.
I'm sure we can talk this out.
Why don't I put on a pot of tea and-
Wait. Why is this conversation in script format?

[Kaitlyn:]
You say

[Neshomeh:]
Oh no.

[Kaitlyn:]
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay.
You cry

[Neshomeh:]
Not singing.

[Kaitlyn:]
In my tea--

[Phobos:]
--which you brewed from the set that I bought for my wife.
Why so sad?

[Neshomeh:]
I bet I'm sadder than her.

[Phobos:]
Shouldn't you be with your husband?--

[Kaitlyn:]
--He's gone on a trip
Yeah, I know that it's bad.
But I find you so hard to resist--

[Phobos:]
--Wait! I've got this...

[Neshomeh:]
Something tells me it's not going to be--

[Phobos:]
Why... not... share?

[Neshomeh:]
What.

[Kaitlyn:]
Ooh, why not?
Yes, I think maybe it's worth a shot.

[Phobos:]
You're quite hot,
So's my wife.

[Kaitlyn:]
So let's keep us both here in your life!

[Phobos:]
E-motions rise--

[Kaitlyn:]
--Bound'ries fall!
Let's just stay together, have a ball

[Phobos:]
And when push
Comes to shove
I'm quite sure we can convince my Neshy--

[Kaitlyn:]
--to accept our mutual love!

[Neshomeh:]
Okay, listen.
This has gone too far.
I was willing to overlook a small amount of shipping,
But all this talk of sharing has gotten me really-

[Kaitlyn:]
You say you're feeling jealous and you want me gone~!

[Neshomeh:]
That's not exactly what-

[Phobos:]
You say you can't stand list'ning to what I want~!

[Neshomeh:]
Stop making me sound unreasonable!

[Phobos:]
No! Don't change the subject!

[Kaitlyn:]
'Cos you're our favourite subject!

[Phobos:]
Our precious, luscious subject!

[Kaitlyn:]
Our flawless, hottest subject!
For ever--

[Phobos:]
--and ever--

[Kaitlyn:]
--and ever and ever and ever...

[Neshomeh:]
Oh, you guys,
Stop this talk
You've said your piece, now walk the walk!
Kaitlyn's hot,
Phobos strong,
Look, you've even got me singing along!
E-motions rise--

[Phobos:]
--Inhibitions fall!

[Neshomeh:]
There's a bedroom just along the hall!

[Kaitlyn:]
And when push--

[Phobos:]
--comes to shove...

[Neshomeh:]
We'll be staying up till midnight...
... and keep singing of our love!

[All three:]
Da da da dat da!
Dat da da da da ya da...