(After Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story)

[Huinesoron:]
Let me tell you what I wish I'd known
When I was young and dreamed of glory
You have no control
Who's shipped with who
Who writes the stories...

[Scapegrace:]
Kaitlyn and Iximaz, I've got to say:
They wear those corsets and they look great
I couldn't get in those if I tried.
And... I've tried.

[Huinesoron:]
Who's shipped with who
Who writes the stories...

[Thoth:]
Tomash the coder
He took this Shipfest from concept to reality
I may be prolific
But I haven't done half as much with my stories
As he did with the thread.

[Huinesoron:]
Who's shipped with who
Who writes the stories...

[Larfen:]
Sometimes I'm a sandwich and sometimes I just like them

[The Unshipped Boarders:]
At least you got a story from it; we only get to read them

[Maxewell:]
Now be fair, there are too many names
To fit them in
Our Shipfest stories

[Huinesoron:]
We write the stories...

[Granz & Thoth:]
Call-i-o-pe...

[Calliope:]
I'm found in the fluffiest narratives

[Granz & Thoth:]
Call-i-o-pe...

[Calliope:]
With snuggles and lots of hugs
With Thoth, Granz, and fuzzy love
Just look them up!
It looks like we might be the latest and most famous ship

[Kaitlyn:]
I've got more stories!

[Calliope:]
I'd read every word if the Boarders would only keep writing
We really do write, but we're running out of--

[Iximaz:]
--time!
My ideas are plentiful
But time's running out to write my stories
The thread's falling steadily down-page
If it drops too far, we'll be out of--

[Delta Juliette:]
--time!
And I'm still not through
I'd write half a dozen more fics if I had more--

[Tomash:]
--time!
It's been a good 'fest
We've got lots of stories already
I think we had--

[Phobos:]
--time!
I've been shipped with my wife less than with Huinesoron's

[Neshomeh:]
I like those stories!

[Phobos:]
I guess they're maybe quite thrilling
Maybe we'd have fics with all four if we only had--

[Twistey:]
--time!
And I'm quite confused; 'cause now I'm a muse

[Huinesoron:]
I wrote those stories...!

[Zingenmir:]
Wait. Can we get a few more thank-yous in?

[Grundleplith:]
I'm in this one...

[Zingenmir:]
We've all had a lot of fun reading the 'ships we've been put in

[Leto:]
I'm in it too...

[Zingenmir:]
And Badger, and Voyd (or Dah-LI-a)
And Geema and maybe more
So I hope we can all get a line in
We're nearly out of--

[Badger:]
-- time!

[Voyd:]
But if our time is up, have we done enough?

[Good Mod Addict:]
Are we in this story?

[Huinesoron:]
Folks, I can't wait to 'ship you again
It's only a matter of--

[Entire PPC:]
Time...