Huinesoron loves Kaitlyn, sure, but in a way, he's cheating. Ish.

For Plort.

Not the people in Plort, just Plort itself.

Every day, when Kaitlyn was asleep, he stepped through his favorite portal to Plort, just to spend a little time on her sweet shores. He loved to feel the wind in his hair, the grass under his feet, and the rush of power he got from being the one and only Baron Huinesoron. It did sometimes reach the same level of love he had for Kaitlyn, even a little bit dirty, but he never told anyone.

Tonight in particular, though, he wasn't dirty for Plort. He just wanted to show his love. When he entered Plort, he stood at the top of a hill, laid down on his side, and rolled down it like a derp. When he finally lost momentum, he was laughing hard in between shallow breaths. He decided to make the trek back to his castle to see if anything had happened. Twistey'd been editing the Plort Wiki; a smell coming from her equivalent's shop signified that. Nothing else. Shame that no one else loved Plort as much as he did. But then again... if everyone else was here all the time, he wouldn't have her all to himself.

He stood at the top of the tallest tower in his castle and gazed out at the horizon. Then, feeling an impuslse, he spread out his arms and began to sing.

"I love the mountains
I love the clear blue sky
I love my castle
I love when eagles fly
I love the whole Plort
And all its sights and sounds
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada

I love the oceans
And fighting Marizu
I love to ride fast
No one does like I do!
I love the whole Plort
And all its craziness
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada

I love the small towns
I love the baronies
I love the wheat fields
They mean so much to me
I love the whole Plort
It's such a brilliant place
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada..."