Huinesoron leant back in his chair and pressed the phone to his ear. "Yeah, it's about how you'd expect."

He listened to the reply, lifting his feet to let Desdendelle and Zingenmir past. "No, I don't know why they invited me; it's not really-"

He ducked as Neshomeh hurtled past, on her way to seize the teapot from Des. "No, it's not a tea party. It's more of a- hang on."

Huinesoron jumped out of his seat, barely avoiding Zingenmir as she crashed into it. She was clutching a box of tea to her chest, and as Huinesoron circled away, Neshomeh lunged for her.

"More of a tea fight, is what I was going to say." Huinesoron sighed and shifted the phone to his other ear. "It's all a bit energetic." He glanced back at the pair fighting over his seat, frowned. "Uh, only now they're making out?"

Another reply, and Huinesoron stepped hurriedly closer to the table as Desdendelle stalked past. "Well, it was Nesh and Zing, but now Des has gotten involved too. I think- no, I don't know." He winced as the chair - and the PPCers - went crashing to the floor. "I think Nesh is only joining in until she gets an opportunity to make off with the tea, but- no, I take that back." He ambled round to the far side of the table and leant on it. "Yeah, she's definitely enthusiastic about this."

He leant on the table, fiddling absently with the french press set up in the middle. "I don't know when I'll be back. It seems a bit rude to just walk out on- oops!" Zingenmir pulled herself up onto the table and grabbed the press, only to be tackled by Desdendelle in turn. "No, no, I'm fine, they've just... shifted location. Onto the table."

Huinesoron took a few steps back, eyeing the others warily. "Yes, they're all on there now," he confirmed. "Nesh brought the tea, Des has got the pot, Zing's pretty much clinging to the press - heh, yes, to them as well." He shook his head slowly. "I dunno, I figure you'd know better than me how tea's supposed to be taken, but I'm pretty sure this isn't... yes, yes, I know, but even I know that, uh, canoodling isn't part of the deal..."