Author: foofooman3
Mattman the Comet/Luxury
Mattman the Comet flew down to the Earth on his magical shooting star. Upon landing, he was noticed by none other than Luxury. As soon as she saw the fabulous space man in is fancy space suit, she charged him and attempted to rip his clothes off. The space suit was torn to shreds before Mattman even realized what was going on. To Luxury's disappointment, Mattman was still wearing his hazmat suit, which prevented her from taking him right there, but that didn't stop her. She tore that off too, leaving him somewhat exposed in only his extremely tight wet suit complete with snorkel. Longing for his luscious lips, she ripped the snorkel from his head and kissed him while working on removing the rest of his scuba gear. At this point, Mattman was becoming panicked, as Luxury's persistence never lessened, and his layers were becoming lesser by the second. It was then that he realized that only his normal clothes remained, and he tried to make a run for it. Luxury clung on to him for dear life as he made his escape, pulling the rest of his clothes off along the way. It was the metal underwear that saved Mattman, as it was too smooth for even Luxury's experienced hands to grip. She finally released him, defeated, and watched Mattman run off into the sunset wearing nothing but his titghty shinies.