Author: Caddy-Shack
Huinesoron/the Board, Huinesoron/Kaitlyn
Huinesoron slammed the door behind him, and locked it. A second later and Desdendelle, Iximaz, and Voyd were attempting to batter it down like Ye Olde Battering Ram, using Caddy-Shack.
. "Huinesoron! Huinesoron! Huinesoron!"

Hearing his fate at the hands of the ravenous horde, he quickly moved to the window to make his escape. Or, at least he would have if Neshomeh hadn't slammed against it, pressing her face into it and clawing at the glass. "Huinesoroooooon..."

"Oh bugger."

Backing away from the window, he made his way to the implausibly large air vent. Before he could celebrate getting to use his expensive escape route, Doctorlit and Phobos appeared from the shadows from within it, trying to force their way out. "Huinesorooooooon!"

Left with little choice, Huinesoron began making his way up the Super Emergency Ladder to the roof. Instead of finding an escape route, all he found was the rest of the Board, having completely encircled his house. Some waved signs with his name on it, others removed their clothes, flashing him. A few even spun pairs of his underpants around in the air.

"Oh BUGGER."

And just as all hope seemed lost... a mechanical whinny pierced the skies as Steampunk!Kaitlyn flew in on her lighning powered jet-horse. "Need a lift, love?" she asked, tipping the most dapper of all hats at him, and offering a hand up.