Huinesoron sat before his monitor, steepled his fingers and grinned widely. In the distance, metal squeaked and voices moaned, groaned and made an assortment of noises it's best to not put words to. He nearly let loose and cackled madly but decided he was above that.

The screen glowed ominously in the darkness. A pattern of windows displayed the prone forms of his fellow boarders locked in positions that were scandalous at best and at worst, painful to look at, let alone imagine being in. All was going exactly according to plan.

When just a four more boarders were paired then at last no one would be left to stop him. His ultimate plan for total domination of the PPC board would be complete.

He leaned in and tapped out two names. "Iximas and TheShyIon." He chuckled, "You won't be so shy soon." A sudden banging at the door interrupted his thoughts. He stood from his chair just in time to see the door flung open and a man dash inside.

"hS! I knew you were the mastermind behind all of this!"

"Desdendelle! My arch nemesis!"

Des fixed his foe with a glare, "Your time is up! I know your plans and I intend to stop you right here and now!"

Huinesoron set himself back down in his chair, crossed his legs and smiled in such a serene manner Des faltered and nearly took a step away from him. "And how do you plan to do that," the evil genius mused, "when you're not wearing any pants?"

"I- Err." Des paused for a moment and looked down. "But, uh. I am wearing pants."

Huinesoron snapped his fingers. Suddenly, a dark figure flung itself from the shadows and tackled Des to the ground where he was immediately found himself relieved of all of his clothing and being touched in all sorts of ways that made hS smile with manic glee. "Not anymore. Darkotas has been waiting for a new plaything, haven't you?"

If a reply came, it was lost in the midst of the pile's mess of wild noises.

This time he allowed himself a cackle, but only a small one - barely more than a chortle - Then he turned back to his screen. "Now where was I... Oh, yes. Where shall I have these two... Ah. The bunk bed. Neshomeh and Kaitlyn will enjoy that."