"What's the matter with me, Jumper?" Voyd sighed, staring down into his mug. "It seems like no matter what I do, I just can't talk to women!"

"Have you tried just being yourself?" Jumper asked curiously.

Voyd sighed again, this time in frustration. "Yes! But they never seem to just like me for me!"

Jumper considered this for a moment. "Well, I like you for you," he said.

Voyd looked up, his eyes shining. "You do?" he asked breathlessly.

"Yeah," Jumper said, smiling at the other man. "Have you ever considered trying to talk to guys as well?"

Voyd realized he was slowly leaning in towards Jumper. "I never considered that," he said, his voice husky with emotion.

Jumper smirked. "Consider this," he said, and pulled him in for a deep kiss.