"Where are we?"

IntelligentAirhead consulted the tricorder. "The planet Bored XI in Delta Quadrant, Captain."

Hermione pursed her lips and considered it. "Okay, let's go look for signs of life, then."

"There aren't any."

"No? Dang. I thought there'd be some nice aliens to meet."

Intel raised an eyebrow. "Was the entire purpose of this away mission for you to meet an alien? Really?"

"What? I'm sorry if I'm attracted to emotionally unavailable non-human hotties, okay?"

"You've conveniently forgotten, then, that I am a DRN-model android. I was built to feel. And right now the emotion I am feeling is jealousy."

Hermione paused, and looked back at Intel. "Oh," she said after a long awkward pause. "Do DRNs have sex drives?"

Intel considered it. "I can tell you that I am fully functional and anatomically correct," she said.

Hermione grinned wickedly. "Excellent."