"Well, hello there."

"Hello. I haven't seen you around here before."

"Do you come here often?"

"All the time. But I think I'd remember such a breathtaking specimen of manliness."

"You're rather easy on the eyes yourself."

"It's hard to disagree with that."

"Not the only thing that's hard."

A low chuckle. "You certainly know how to talk to a man. Why don't we take this conversation somewhere more... private?"

"I thought you'd never ask." Pieguy stepped away from the mirror. "God help me, I'm gorgeous."