Author: Phobos, Annabee
Annabee/Annabee
Annabee was sitting at her computer, furiously typing away at a mission. Her hands moving at speeds only accessible by Newbie Ranger Excitement Pink.

Her hands moved so fast, in fact, that they blurred. Then they moved faster and the blur became a double image. The double image became more and more distinct and grew to cover her whole body. Her speed increased further. Smoke started to rise from her poor keyboard. The double image sharpened even more, until finally it separated from her body entirely.

When the smoke cleared, there were two Annabees in the room. They looked at each other for a moment.

"Wow," said one. "I must need a break. I'm beginning to see things."

"Maybe," said the other. "But just because you're hallucinating doesn't mean we can't have some fun."

"I make a good point," said the first with a grin.

They started working on getting out of their clothes.

Within five minutes, the level of energy in that room grew to levels that, if harnessed, could power several large countries. This author thinks the Annabees put that energy to better use.
Alternate Ending

"Maybe," said the other. "But just because you're hallucinating doesn't mean we can't have some fun."

"I make a good point," said the first with a grin.

A few minutes later, a thrashing mess of blankets occupied AnnaBee's bed... just in time for HimochiisAwesome to open the door.

The Welshwoman's eyes widened, and she backed away.

A fully clothed AnnaBee popped out from under the covers. Then another.

"Hi, Himo! We're reading two books at the same time!" A manic grin spread over both girls' faces.

Himochi backed away, closing the door behind her. Two AnnaBees were too much for anyone to handle.

"Huh. What do you think she thought we were doing?" AnnaBee the First asked, with an innocent smile.

AnnaBee the Second laughed. "Cut the crap, you know full well what she was thinking."

Both AnnaBees grinned, as the idea finally trickled into their fast-moving, ADHD-and-sugar fuelled collective consciousness.

"You want to try?" the Second asked, pulling at her collar.

The First took off her glasses.

"Shut up and kiss me."