Pieguy and Maslab were walking down one of the many winding corridors

"So, Pieguy, what's it like in Australia?" Maslab asked.

"Preeeeetty dangerous," Pieguy said. "Especially in the cities."

"I thought it was the other way around?"

Pieguy shook his head, vehemently. "No, definitely not. See, while you have the kangaroos that can kick you to death..."

"Ahuh."

"And the spiders that are so poisonous that a bite will kill you within hours..."

"Ahuh?"

"And the teeny little jellyfish that send you into the most excruciating pain you've ever known to the point that you want to die..."

"Ahuh...?"

"The real danger," Pieguy concluded, "Is in the porn actors."

Maslab blinked. "Okay, now I'm lost. How are porn actors the real danger?"

Pieguy groped the front of Maslab's trousers, firmly. "Let's go to my place, and I'll show you why porn actors are the danger, down under. We're a people who are already long and tall, if you get what I mean, and porn actors are even more so- if you catch my drift- and I've been considering porn if the radio thing doesn't work out..." He waggled his eyebrows at Maslab.

"I am totally down for that."