Author: Bronwyn and Pieguy
Green lemons and ships
You will not ship them on the Board?
You will not ship them with a gourd?
You will not ship them on a boat?
You will not ship them with a groat?
You will not ship them on a thread, you will not ship them 'till you're dead?
You will not ship them on a train, you will not ship them in the rain?
You will not ship them in a fic?
You will not ship them with your trick?
I will not ship them, it makes me sick!
I will not ship them in this fest, I will not ship them just to test!
I will not ship them on a board, or with a gourd, on a boat, or with a groat!
I will not ship them on a thread, on a train, nor in the rain!
I will not ship them here or there! I will not ship them ANYWHERE!