A darkened stage. Suddenly, a spotlight illuminates a solitary figure - JULY, hands clasped in front of her. A soft, lilting melody begins from the orchestra, and JULY begins to sing.

JULY: Though you often seem quite strange and hyperactive
Deep down inside, I really must admit
That a part of me does find you - well, attractive
And I think that we'd be quite the perfect fit...

ANNABEE now enters, with a second spotlight on her. She sings:

ANNA: Though you often seem quite strict and overbearing
Deep down inside, I know it's for the best
Tough love is just another form of caring
And I know that if I try, I'll pass the test!

The two women turn to each other and burst into a duet.

BOTH: For now we both can see
That we're simply meant to be
ANNA: You're my burning JulyFlame
JULY: And you're my honey, AnnaBee!
BOTH: And though we couldn't be more different
It's you that I've adored!

They clasp hands. The music turns soft and gentle.

BOTH: For if this is what love is,
I'm glad we found it on the Board...

The music swells to a final climax.

BOTH: Yes, if this is what love is,
We're glad we found it on the Booooooard!

The audience cheers wildly and throws roses as the curtain descends.