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Author: MystikalLuvrrRr
Fiction Rated: PG - English - Action/Adventure - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-07-09 - Updated: 12-07-09 - In Progress

When the rc console rang, Mstik cursed and fell out f her bed. "com look t this Krp," she sad. "Snt this terrible??!"

"What, Kreep? asked, lookn up at the screenm, :Ohgod," he said once he saw what was writne there. "Not another Kurama takes Grry's place fic is it?"

"No, Mystik said. "Worse." She croled down the summary of thebadfic and pointed out a fe choice lies to her partners.

Kreep stared unbelievably at the screen, "No!" he cried burryn his face in his pillow. "WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?!! whata pervert. and not only kurama/bill but harlie/harry??" Like any PPC agent, Krep ha long ago mastred the art of pronouncing his punctuatin.

"I kno," sed Mysti calmingly to her partnrs. "But it loks like a quick in-and-out mission." She went to the consol and started typing in cordinates and disguises. "Well just collect some charges and bash'em on the head with anon." She didn't look up from hr tsk as she spok. "Wouljo get the canon, please, Krep? I will mak desguided for us."

"Ok," he said, grabbing the complte Yu Yu Hakusho abox set nd also Book Seevn of Harry Potter, which was called Harry Potter and the deathly hallows. He also took a baseball bat and his teddy bare. At Mystiks weirded out glane he said, "say wuyt you wil but you cannnever go rong with bluntobjects."

"And the bear?" Mystik sad?

"Faddrik is mai frend," Krepe anounced "Where I go, he goes."

"Well ok, said Mystkl. lets get on with it."

She punched in the coordinates with a drmatic pose wich caused Kreep to snigger and roll his yees. In a moment they were in prefic darkness.

"OH NO," KREEP SHOUTED. "YOU TOOK US TO THE UATHRS note."

"Sorry!" Mystik shouted, "i got distracted by Faddik!"

"Don't blame this on him!" he cried. But then the authors note started and they could not talk nymore--all they could do was cower wt ther ahdnsd over ther ears.

~~"SORRY ABOUT THE LONG DELAY,"~~ the auhtro xaid. ~~"BUT THIS IS MY NEW FIC AND KURAMA WILL FINALLY FIND TRU LOVE, BUT NOT AFTR OBSTACLES, HAHAHHAA.~~

~Kurama: why you lways make thigs difficult for me?~

~~"BEcause I can AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. And because you are sexy when you hurt."~~

Mecifuly it was ofver aftre that. They landed in what seemed like Koenmas office, but dumbldone was ther for som strane reason. "Luk at the words, Kreep," said Mstik. "What it say?"

TO BE CONTINUED. I WANT AT LEAT 2 REVIEWS BEFORE I CONTINUE, OK?!!?!?

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