We at fanficVerse are delighted to hear from popular author JayBird:

kk so lets' wright PpC fanfic!!!!

iff youv'e been paying atetnion to me yu shuold know taht Ihave been PLAYJERRISED by an AYE-AYE atl east thast what Lililith saed. I tink we need to sohw that strepsirrhine primate native to Madagascar with rodent-like teeth that perpetually grow[3] and a special thin middle finger WHAST' WHAT. Sow it hoe TRUU PPC FANSS WRIGHT.

sO every2 geto ver to fanficVERSE adn wright all teh ORSOME PpC FISC you can TIHNK OF!!1! TAht'll show it!

-JayBird

PZ: RED MY FICSS mu girflend betes them noww.

We

Are

BACK!!!

fanficVERSE is here!

It has been a long, hard struggle, but we've finally reached an agreement with Hereditary Prince Alois of Liechtenstein that will allow us to relaunch our website! We do have to abide by a few conditions, such as:

- No disparaging the name of Prince Regnant Hans-Adam II (a delightful man who we're sure had only the best intentions in launching his unprovoked attack in Fanfic Land back in 2010)
- No writing new JavaScript (apparently 'J*v*Scr*pt' is a rude word in Liechtenstienian...ese)
- No singing Meatloaf songs, especially 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light' (gee, where have we heard that one before?)

But forget about that, as Acacia once said to Jay, probably. We are thrilled, thrilled, to welcome all fans of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum to fanficVERSE, to write all the PPC fanfics you've ever dreamed of. Forget about 'canon'. Forget about 'permission'. Forget about 'elbows'. Forget everything except writing all the PPC fanfics you've ever... no, we did that one already, you get the picture.

fanficVERSE - for the fanfic you can't find anywhere else - and that's a promise.

fanficWorld lives!

fanficWorld users,

As you may already know, about ten months ago, our servers were seized by the Principality of Lichtenstein. Our long-time enemies ithere sought to take down our service by charging one of our staff with treason and having the site's storage seized as part of the investigation.

Fortunately, after much legal wrangling, our data was returned to us recently, and so we are proud to announce that fanficWorld is open!

We eagerly await the results of your boundless creativity and all the stories you've saved up during our absence from the internet! We have all of our usual categories available, including our most popular, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum.

~andim@fanficWorld

fanficWorld is relaunching!

We're terribly sorry about the delay since our last opening; the sudden influx of authors and fanfictions caused our servers to finally crash.

But our new servers are finally installed and are ready for action once more! As always, a category has been included for the ever-popular Protectors of the Plot Continuum fanfiction. So come one, come all, and flex your creativity muscle here at fanficWorld!

~Admin@fanficWorld

Announcing the RELAUNCH of fanficWorld!

Yes, our noble Support team have worked round the clock to fix the damage done by the most recent Liechtenstein invasion and bring you an all new, all modern, all fanfic website! Among our new features are--

Hang on. Sorry. One minute please.

<sub>Where's the website? You promised me it would be up by today!

No, I can't 'wait a few weeks', this is going out live! They're already--

Well, have you at least got the servers running again? We could roll out the old code, call it 'retro'.

... what about the Fanfic Land code? Surely that still runs?

Then what have you been working on? Please tell me it hasn't all been World of Minecraft tournaments or whatever it is you get up to.

...

... right.</sub>

Sorry about that! As I was saying, we're still having a few minor technical hitches, but our all new Support team who I will be hiring as soon as the last bunch are out of the building are working to bring you the shiniest fanfic website on the internet! Until then, here's a sneak _{oh good grief} preview of our _{can't believe I'm about to do this} hi-tech, 3D logo, which will soon be adorning your screen in glorious HD!



Ta-da!

While we're getting the last few things ready for you and weeping into our artisan coffee, why not flex your fanfic muscles by writing for your favourite fandom - the PPC! Remember, if it's not 'canon', that just makes it all the more fun!

~Admin@fanficWorld

[bzzzt] Hello? Hello, is this thing on?

*mic feedback*

Testing, testing... there we go!

Well, look at the time! September is finally here, and you know what that means!

That's right! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages (well, maybe not all ages. Preteens and up?), it is time for the annual re-opening of Fanfic World! The PPC is in dire need of more fanfic to be written about it-so go wild and have fun!

~support@fanficWorld

Hi there! You're through to support@fanficWorld. We're currently experiencing technical difficulties here at fanficWorld, but stay tuned! We hope to resume normal service as soon as...

Hang on, it looks like our administrator wants to send a message of his own. Patching you through.

*kzzzzzzt*

-iruses against their laptops, right? At the same time, we'll strike at the fifth-storey server room, try to regain a foothold in-

Ah! Loyal supporters of fanficWorld, rejoice! After a year of hard fighting, we are finally on the verge of driving those rascals from Imperial Liechtenstein back from at least one of our server rooms! Admittedly, we might have to firebomb the servers to drive them out, but never fear! We'll have backups brought in as soon as we clear out the rest of the building.

In the meantime, don't let our oppression get you down! For you, fans of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have a mission of your own to complete. And that mission is... WRITE MORE FANFIC! We may not be able to host it for you, but believe me, we are ROOTING for you to write it!

Okay, support@fanficWorld, you can take them back now. Girls and boys, this is going to be a tough mission, but the spirits of your departed predecessors in Tech Support are-

*kzzzzzzt*

Well... there you have it! A mandate from the boss himself to write as much as you can, in memory of all fanficWorld has been to you. This is support@fanficWorld - the site for the fanfic you can't find anywhere else - signing off.

Oh, and if someone could get a supply package through the blockade? I'm dying for a coffee.

*kzzt*-ories! Bring us your PPC stor-*kzzt*

*kzzt*-iechtenstein ruffians, you can't stop the sig-*kzzt*

*kzzt*-alling all fanficcers! Calling all fa-*kzzt*

*kzzt*-nit, support@fanficworld, get me a sign-*kzzt*

*kzzt* *kzzt* *kzz-* -ter? Is that better? Testing, testing, one, two, pi and a half...

Right, we're on. Helloooooooo, fans of the PPC! We here at fanficWorld have been waiting eagerly to hear more of your stories, but... er... we're having slight issues with the servers at the moment. I'm afraid the forces of Imperial Liechtenstein have found us again.

Be not afraid: the fight is going well, and we will certainly win out against the oppressors in due course. But for the time being, things are going to be... a little slow.

But don't let that stop you! Go forth and write all your PPC fanfiction, right here, right now! And may-

-what? Support@fanficworld, did you say someth-

Oh, right. DIE, LIECHTENSTEIN SC-*kzzt*

Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, and starfish, we here at fanficWorld have an important announcement to make: after twelve months of anguish, of pain and suffering, of sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids, we are finally ready to roll out the new version of our Protectors of the Plot Continuum category!

Now, you may say, 'What's the difference?', and I'm very glad you asked me that. So glad, in fact, that I will take this opportunity to make you a promise: fanficWorld pledges to each and every one of you that our site will remain ad-free! That's not an offer you'll get every day (or even every year!).

So go forth, faithful followers! Write whatever comes to mind, and bring it along to fanficWorld - for the fanfics you can't find anywhere else!

~ffW Admin

Welcome back, true believers! It's been a tough twelve months here at fanficWorld; we still haven't fully recovered from the unwarranted aggression of the Liechtensteinian oppressors, and on top of that, our cat had kittens! Of course we immediately uploaded pictures onto the internet, with suitably amusing captions in a striking font, which has been taking up a lot of our time - time we're sure you would much rather we used for FANFIC!!

Well - the time has come! Once again we are opening up our ever-popular 'Protectors of the Plot Continuum' section for the fanfics you CAN'T find anywhere else! Whatever you want to write, however you want to write it - just sign up and join the fun!

Now, we should tell you that in the past year we've had a few emails complaining about 'canon' and 'mutilation'. And we agree! So, listen up, people, there's a new rule on the site: there is to be no mutilating canons! In fact, no members of the clergy should be harmed in any way. Actually, we're not entirely clear on why this was a concern... maybe they meant cannons? So, another rule: any large-barrelled cast iron guns in your stories should remain intact!

There. Don't say we don't listen to criticism! And with all that boring stuff out of the way - let's get writing!

~ffW Admin

tHey CAn taKe oUr sitE BuT tHEy cAn nEvEr taKe OuR keYboARds!

doWN WitH LIECHTENSTEIN!

jOIn Us nOw aT Fanfic World!!!

~FfL aDmin SIgning oFf

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Out of the ashes of fanficLand... comes fanficWorld!

Yes, due to the continuing Liechtensteinian occupation of our former home, the entire (surviving) staff of that popular website have moved here - to the new, shiny, up-to-date fanficWorld! Over the next few decades we'll be rolling out categories for ALL your favourite fandoms, starting with the most popular of all... the PPC!

So come one, come all! Make your profiles! Post your stories! Review your peers! And remember, it's not the spelling that counts - it's the ideas!

~The fanficWorld Admin

Greetings, loyal fans!

As you may have noticed last year, we had a certain amount of difficulty at Fanfic Land. Specifically, none of your marvellous pieces of PPC fanfiction were uploaded correctly... or, in fact, at all! There is a reason for this, and it's a good one.

Last year, you see, we suffered from a hostile takeover. I mean really hostile - soldiers from the Principality of Liechtenstein stormed our offices and took our staff hostage, mere minutes after I invited you all to come back to our site. They shot Roderick the tea-boy, and I think Arnold who ran our servers was sold into slavery in Monaco.

It has been a year, but I have finally managed to gain access to the internet again - aren't iphones wonderful? Most of our captors speak very little English (several only know the phrase "Ve haf vays ov makink you talk!"), but I have managed to ascertain that they believe our website to be a foolish frivolity which no-one would ever go to. They've even said that if we were popular, they wouldn't have done this (that, or they were discussing pizza).

And so I turn to you, loyal friends, my last and only hope. If the minions of Prince so-called Hans-Adam II see that the fandoms we serve are truly popular, perhaps - perhaps! - they will release us. And so I call upon you, fans of the PPC, to write like you have never writed before. I know you love this fandom - now prove it! Fanfiction is the greatest form of art in the world! Prove it!

~FfL Admin

Calling all PPC fans!

It's come to our attention that our poor little website has been sadly neglected by all our old friends from the Internet Culture section. No-one wants that, so we've come to invite you back!

Of course, we hope you want to come back to us, but in case you need a hand making up your mind, we're holding a very special event!

For the next seven days - that's one single week - we will be giving every Fanfic Land member who posts a story or chapter in our Protectors of the Plot Continuum section an exclusive, personalised banner on their user-page. Of course, we welcome stories for other sections too!!

So whether you're an old hand at Fanfic Land, or you've never written with us before, get your thinking caps on... and get writing!

~Fanfic Land Admin

Does no-one remember us?

We here at Fanfic Land are starting to get a little worried. We haven't seen any of our great writers in the PPC section for quite a while... in fact, it's been a whole year!! Have you all forgotten about us?!

But since we don't hold grudges, we forgive you all. In fact, we'd love to have you back -- or if you're a new writer since last year, we'd just love to have you! So why not come by, show off your creative talents, at Fanfic Land -- The Fanfic You Can't Find Anywhere Else!

~FfL Admin

Hello again, chums! It's that time again. We here at Fanfic Land (The Fanfic You Can't Find Anywhere Else) are always eager to help out the fans of obscure works, those you can't write for anywhere else, and today we're highlighting one of our Internet Culture categories -- the PPC.

For those of you who don't know, the PPC, or Protectors of the Plotting Continuum (or something like that) is an internet phenomenon where 'Agents' work for 'Flowers' and kill 'Sues', working out of 'Hq'. It's all very exciting, and we've had some excellent work from our members in the past!

However, sad to say, the number of writers has gone down recently -- to be precise, no one's bothered since last July. This makes us her at FanfiC Land very sad, because we like having people writing on our site! Really we do! So go on, come back to us -- and get writing!

We know the internet moves very quickly sometimes, so there may be new writers among you. If there are, remember to pick a cool username, and, of course, to write yourself a profile. You can't make it big if noone knows who you are!

~FfL Admin

A little less than a year ago, Fanfic Land stopped accepting stories for the 'PPC' category. Today, we receieved notice of a message from a former writer in that section, gutsy_gem_iwrya.

this time last year the world saw a phemonnimon that like rocked it to the core an stuff! fanficland opened it's gates for the furst time and ppl come from across the world to right amazing fanfic about the ppc (and about agent suicide yummy!!)

but we was robbed of are chance 2 be famus righters! amongs prejudice against experimental righting n jealousy n squirrelous claims that jay n acacia was spinning in graves even when alive... fanficland stopped accepting fix!! D:

but a new power is rising and it's factory is at hand!!

if was all join together an speak out maybe fanficland will admit it's mistakes an we can all write billiant fanfic again for a bit!!

WHOS WITH ME

We would like to take this opportunity to offer a response:

Dear gutsy_gem_iwrya,

We thank you for your interest in our website. However, please note that, in accordance with the wishes of an external agency, we no longer accept fanfiction of the PPC. Our ethical code forbids posting works which may be detrimental to the reputation of such an august organisation, and we will have no part in it.

...

JUST KIDDING!!! We'd LOVE to have you all back in our playground!!!

Yours with GREAT anticipation,

The Fanfic Land Admin Team

That's right, guys and girls -- the PPC section is open for business once again! You can find it here.

~FfL Admin