liz & avery go on a mission
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no POV
one day in rc idkimtoolazytolookupt henumber the thingy the goes beep went beep
it waws loud
avery woke up
liz woke up
liz punhed the thingy that goes beep
"stop"
it stopped
"what mission" aver said
"dangnaronpa" liz interprted
"what is dangnabbitronpapa" avery said
"dang gang rang rang is a kil game mystery ocular novel" liz said
"but thi is au with no killing game" liz said "they are just at hope school"
"also there is sue" liz said
"ok" avery sad now aware of dangitronpaul
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avery n liz used the portal thingy I also don't remember the name of and went through the porta into badfic
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BADFIC
sue POV
there was sue attending HOPE CHOOL
sue's name was sue
sue was the most beautiful
sue was the ultimate matchmaker
not match like fire match like romance
arson
every1l oved sue
even toko and toko didnt like nobody except byakuya
sue looked @ toko n byakuyaku (the two were conversationing)
"m-mastr" toko stumbled
"leave" blyatkuya authorizationed
"stepon me master" toko said
"OUT of my SIGHT stinky" byakuya said
"pls" toko said
"adorabl" sue thot
and then toko and byakugan KISSED
this is power of the ULTIMATE MATCHMAKER
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NOT BADFIC
no POV
"ow bad" liz said
"so bad" avery acuieced
"at least the relationship is kind of? canon?" liz said "it's more one-sided though"
"still bad" avery said
"yes" liz said
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BADFIC
sue POBV
nagito fell out a window but was fine because badluck good luck red luck blue luck
nagito feel underground and met SANS UNDERTALE
"perfect" the su sd and activeated the ULTIMATE MATCHMAKER powers
nagito and SANS UNDERTALE got married lived happly everyafter
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NOT BADFIC
no POV
"why" liz said
"why" avery said
"kanye west he likes fingers in his ass" monokuma (he is bear( said
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BADFIC
sue POV
hajime and chiaki played videogames and it was nice
sue nodded consent like how you agree with people in the games GEDDIT
kokichi threw a water ablloon at hajime and chiaki and ruind the vide ogame
"what" hajimeme mystified
chia pet threw a water balloon back "this is war"
"i lied lol" kokichi said
he was not a prank he was uwu soft boi this is 110% canon come on you guys hes not THAT bad dont be haterz
there was no water balloon
hajime and chiaki played videogames and it was nice
sue nodded consent like how you agree with people in the games GEDDIT
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NOT BADFIC
no POV
"what happen" liz said
"somebody set us up the bomb" avery said "I think"
"what liz said"
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BADFIC
sue POV
sue liked setting up her classmates in ships
but sue still sad
all this romance but non for sue
sue thingk hmmmmmmmmmm
"I KNOW"
ULTIMATE MATCHMAKER powers active
but who is best for sue?
sue looked around
then she saw scraf man hamster robot name man mr sandman man me a sand make it the cutest man car door hook hand
"I GOT IT!" sue said like when u choose a right multiple choice anser in the games GEDDIT
"hey gungun" sue said
"what" gundham said
"date me" sue said
"ok" gundham said
"NOOOOOOO" sonia said snobbily in the background bc sonia like gundham too but sue was better tso sue dated gundham instead
stupid dumb sonia princess royalty lady thinks she's so speciall because HAHA FOREIGN no no bad bad bad she SUCKS
sonia fell out a window and died because she is not luck and is bad
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NOT BADFIC
no POV
"time to kill" liz said
"agree" avery agree
"lets go" liz said
ok avery said
liztook a ste
liz took as tep
liz took a stp
liz took a stepp
liz took a step
avery walked
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BADFIC
sue POV
"these are the FOUR DARK DEVA S OF DESTRUCTION" gun said
hamstrs in gun scarf
I forget the four dark devas names woops
"adorable" sue said
sue pet the dark darks destruction hamsters
gundma had to go to class and left
sue read bok
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NOT BADFIC
no POV
"now we go" liz said
"rite" avery said
they go to kill sue
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MISSION
lz and AVRIL LAVIGNE walked up to sue
"you did bad things" liz said
"yeah you messed with canon now you mess with US" avery said
"SORE WA CHIGAU YO (NO, THAT'S WRONG)" the sue said like makoto in the game GEDDIT
"what" liz said"
"what avery said
"die" sue said
sue punched liz
"ow" liz said
avery stabed sue
"ow" su said
but sue had secret weapon
sue was not just ultimate matchmaker...........................
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sue was secretly ULTIMATE ULTIMATE and had EVERY TALENT
somebody in the background looked into the camera like in the office
"not cool, dude"
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sue also was he secret secret student hidding somewwhere in the ceiling the one know as why does she exist watch out wathch out for her
somebody else in the background looked into the camera like in the office
"bruh"
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then su through an electlic fence t avery
"ZAXSDCFVGBHN" avery said
"NO" liz said
"im fine it was joke" avery said
"lol" liz said
"lol" avery said
"lol" monokuma said
"wait why are you here this is not killing game?" liz said
"bears are eternal" mononucleosus said
avery punted monominah (do-dooo do-do-do) off a cliff and monokuma exploded and dedu
"finally" sue said "he was annoying"
"yeah ikr" liz said
"wait were fighting" everybody said in unison
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then liz stabbed the sue with 1000 yugioh cards and died
avery ws sad and stabbed the sue and sue died but avery also died like that one scene in the death of superman GEDDIT
everybody died and it was sad
fission mailed
the end