Author: Nillig-Rot
of Harry and ginny and aGENT Srah
Published: 2010/07/14

Okay heres mi storee!!!
Title - of Harry and ginny and aGENT Srah
summary - Sarah moonlight starshiner was recruted to the ppc cos she wanted to see her fav caracters. lets see what happen when she mets Harry pootr!
category - ppc of corse!!!
rating - pg
gener - general

A/N HAI GUYZ its me with my agent agent Sarah moonlight starshiner look at what happenz lol its funny and good O BY THE WAY SRAH IS NOT A SUE COWS YOU CAN ALL GO DIE.

agent Sarah mmoonlight starshiner looked up frm th miror in her rc she was brshin her hair it was long and golden lyk the sun her eyes were deep blue pools she was beutyfull. Sarah didnt hav a ppc partner coz she didn;t need 1 cos she was sooooo good at her job.

then the console went BEEEEEEEP and she looked at its screeen and gaspped drammaticcally (A/N YEH I NO BIG WORDS) cos it was a fic she hated so she worked out a clever way to srot it out an she smiled.

when she had puton her fav outfit which was a sexy (A/N NOT SLUTTY HOARS) cat suit that was red an lots an lotz of MAKEUP an stuff she went throo the portal rite to the worst bit of the fic.

it was Harry potter and ginny and they wre kissing and she gasped an said "whers the bleeprin" an Harry an ginny herd her an truned round.

Harry looked at her abnd gasped hed never seen any1 as bootyful as Srah so he pushed ginny on the floor an strted kissin Srah insted LOL!!!!!!!!

Bu ginny waz jelos and pushed Srah bu Sarah used her elf spells on her an kiled her (A/N O BTW SRAHS AN ELF) an then ginny was ded SERVES HER RITE 4 BEIN WIV MY HARRY LOL!

bu srah had to go bak to the ppc to sort out horribl canon stuff so she winked at him an sed "by" an Haryy fainted.

bak in her room she grind an put her makeup bak on adn grind agen it had ben another sucesful missionYAY!!!!!!

so Srah went to the canteen an all the other ppc agents congradulateed hre an she waz happy an she went bak to Hary later bu thats another storee LOL THE END

A/N i hope u liked it stay tuned 4 more LOL!!!! review or die in a hol I HAYT FLAMRS

Date
Author
Review
2010/07/17
Nillig-Rot
=P AN I HAV CONSERNS 4 UR MOM!
2010/07/17
Burning Visionary
And I have concerns for you.
2010/07/16
Nillig-Rot
WHAT YOU MEEN? ITS OBVIUS YU DONT KNOW ANYTHIN ABOT GUD FICSHUN YOU HOAR!!!!!!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!!!!! I HAV CONSERNS 4 U!!!!!!
2010/07/16
Burning Watier
Although I am more inclined to be kinder than Honest Crtic, but her concerns are legitimate.
2010/07/16
Nillig-Rot
NOBODY CN DO BTTR THN ME I AM TH BEST!!!!!
2010/07/17
Honest Critic
Thank you, Burning Visionary. Your support is a boon in this troubled time. Also, let me take the moment to say that I am honoured by your gesture; you really didn't have to change your penname for me, though of course, this one is much better than before.
2010/07/17
Burning Visionary
She already did better.
2010/07/16
Nillig-Rot
I NEED HELP? YU NED HELP YOU HOAR!!!!!! UR JUST JELUS I BET YU CUDNT DO BETR!!!! HOAR!!!!
2010/07/16
Honest Critic
Such a rant is unworthy of a response. You are clearly unable to view your work objectively and therefore are beyond my help. I only hope that someday you realise how much help you actually need.
2010/07/15
Nillig-Rot
YOU CALL THAT A REVIEW?!? GO DSIE HOAR MI AGEENT IZ NOT A SUE FOR 1 SHE IZ CALED SRAH AN I BET YU CUDNT DO NE BETER YOR JUS JELUS OV MI REELY GR8 RITING HOAR.
SARAH IZ SPESHUL COZ SHES ANELF AN YU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FRM HER IF YU DO YUD KILL HER AN THATS MURDER. AN DONBT SAY IM A MUREDER COZ GINY DESERVED IT COZ SHES A HOAR!
AN UR REVIEW SUX ASWELL ITS NOT A PROPER REVIEWW ICAN REVIEW YOUR REVIEW AN SAY IT REELY SUX YU SHUD GIVE UP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
GO DIE COW!!!!!!!!!!
2010/07/15
Honest Critic
Child, listen: Your agent is a Sue. Do not tell me to "go die" because I am right. She has a ridiculous name and is breaking the rules of PPC canon by working solo as 'because she was good at her job' is not a viable reason. The work agents do is dangerous and so they need at least two people working together in order to keep each other safe.

I commend you for attempting to use "big words", but as you seem to have no grasp on the proper spelling of smaller ones, it is strongly suggested that you aim to master them first before attempting to use what is clearly our of your league.