A/N: i need a better title for this. if you think of one, please tell me

I will fight for canon

My weapons will be my words

I will fight the Sueish hordes until I die or worse

Until I die, until I die

I will fight the Sueish hordes until I die or worse

I will not kill Suethors

For they are sentient things

I will kill their Mary-Sues until I die or worse

Until I die, until I die

I will kill their Mary-Sues until I die or worse

I will keep this promise

If it will be my death

I will fight to my last breath until I die or worse

Until I die, until I die

I will fight to my last breath until I die or worse

By Elbereth and Luthien

I will fight the Sueish hordes until I die, oh

By Elbereth and Luthien, oh

I will still fight, I will still fight, oh

Until I die, until I die, oh

I will still fight, I will still fight, oh