Author: JayBird
Protectors of the Plot Continuum: The Return Of Mary Sue
Published: 2022/08/31

Jay was rescuing some bunch of flowers.
Suddenly he bumped into Makes-Things.
"Whoa I didn't expect to see you here at your house."
"Yes I come here every saturday."
Suddenly, there was a slow creepy, scary noise.
They stared deeply and lovingly at eachover .
But they bumped into a deep dark scary hole.
"oh no I have have been damaged " said Jay. "I believe Mary Sue is behind this!"
"I deduced as much myself did I"
"She is behind an mega evil scheme to dominate ourtown."
"How"?
By finding a powerfull pulse pistol of doom and fireing it at us.
"can we stop her?"
Yes, by finding the tricorder of satan.
"where?" In the magical island , hidden in the mountings of bunny rabbits , opposite the lightsaber of hell.

"Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!"
"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!"
And with that they left
AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! *yawn*! '
"We are almost there. " said Jay as they arrived near there journeys end. "Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Sean as he fall down a cliff.
"Nooooo....."
"There there, it will be ok"
"No..This is something...you cannot ease"
"Why?"
"You dont have boobs! "oh
"Don't worry, I feel better."
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this: Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, its to save me time Ok, after they finished with the tonic they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!
Now, how to find him? We know she has a iggloo, but theres so many!"
"Wait!", said JayBird.
"I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
"Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done"
"Yes, well done indeed"
JayBird blushed, making her look pretty.

So they went to the base.
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
"Come on" said Ja "Right behind you" said JayBird bravely steping forward
..and then they went on their way!

"Lets take the ventalation shaft!" "Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected" So they got into the ventilation shaft.

JayBird was shy, but decided to remove all her cloths anyway. JayBird noticed Jays erection, but didnt say anything They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Jay crawling out the duck, and putting her shirt on.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A shuttlecraft appeared above them.
Mary Sue laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my machette, but I would rather do this...personal style."
she leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop "Ready?" she said, still laughing.

. Jay removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
"Yes. I am ready. " With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral lazerguns). "I kill you dead"
Mary Sue head butted Jay in the chest

Jay fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Mary Sue
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world." "Well now you will die. Goodbye." Mary Sue leaned over Jay holding a large rock
"Quick Jay use this!" said JayBird ,chucking a nearby carpet towards Jay.
Jay grabbed it and chucked it towards Mary Sue hard, knocking her backwards....off the edge of the tall hut they were on! "Goodbye, Mary Sue have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"


"We are safe now, she fell to certain doom."
Sean and Makes-Things got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End

Date
Author
Review
2022/09/01
lightfairy406
Huh, I never thought about that. Thankfully no one’s gonna slap badfic quotes on a t-shirt as a way to catch art thieves

Which, now that I’ve said that, gives me a very silly idea for a crackfic
2022/09/01
Lilith Wydenbrooke
O.o its like teh AI tht steels uther ppls artwork!!!
2022/08/31
JayBird
w8 I ddin't wright this,, whY doesit say i wroght it??/