Hi my name is Ivory Black’ness Lee. I’m not related 2 Amy Lee but I wish I was. I’m goffik an I live in Slytherin. I’m a vampire but my teeth are strait and white. I wear all-black ripped fishnets, and my hare is long and black with purple streak in it. I’m a PPC agent, and i live in hq. My RC is black and has a coffin. My CAD is black and has MCR lyrics on it.

One day it was raining and snowing. I saw Sergio Tirbo. (AN his name is Derpression now!)

“Hi,” he said Shyly. “My name used 2 be serfio but now its Depresssion.”

Then I heard my friends calling and I had to go.

An: is it gud? Plz tell me fangz! btw fangz 2 Willow 4 edinging!

STFU* preps! Stup flamming! Fangz to willo 4 etidiinh! Draco yur da lave off my life u rok!11

I woke up the next dae and pit on a riipped goffik dress with fishnets it was blacj with pentagrams on it. It had slits lik in Mr & Mr Simth. (If u don now wat dat iz den screw u!111)

My roomate, Momaka, smiled at me gothically with her long black haire. “OMG I saw you talking 2 Depresssion yesterday!11”

She said. “Do u like hom?”

“No WAY! I said. “Y wud u fink dat?”

Just den Deception shwoed up. “Hey Ebony do u want 2 go 2 da concert wif me?..” he saud.

“I gaped.

*((Stop The Futile Urinating))

Preps stup flamging! Fangz 2 da goffix 4 da gud revoiwz!!!1

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Well aneway I got dressd to go 2 da concert. I had on a ripped black dress with “66” on it and lots of bloody goffik pantagrams. I was wearing TONZ of black and wyest makeyo wif lotsof eyesgado.

Jus den....sum preps appeart3d!

“OMG ur scary “ said Jaycacia dat strupid prep. (I so h8 dat little preppping prep!!)

“Y wuts gong on,” dsaid Bodaecie, anovver prep.

Sodddenly...I attecked her suking all her blood.

“Noolo!!” she scremmed as sge died.

Jaycacia ran away like the stupid prep she was.

Any way, Discretion and Me went 2 da MCR concert. We moshed to DA Mus ik.

Then.....................

“Wut iz gong on u stupid goff#s!!”

It was......"......................"......…....

“Da Sumflower Official!!11

(C waz dat Stuptid?)

Fangz 2 willow 4 di help! Preps stup glamming!111 Drico ur da luv ov muh life!111 u rox!!111

“OmG*” sad me n Deprivation gittikly. ?Y r u heer?”

“I heard dere was a goffik consert and I’m here 2 send all off u goffs 2 Azribabaikazaon!111” he corgied wif his blond, preppy hare. (I h8 dat Sumflowa!)

“NOOOoooOO!!!!” we scremed. “How dare u!”

Just den Nikki appearated. Only, it was Noy nikki, it was................................................................................................................................................Jaycacua! (Dey r rilly da sam purson)

“ONG!” She cangled. lU preps r gong to Azrikabaibkiazakinazian!”

Deviation n I ran back 2 r rc on r brums.

“OMH wutr we gonnnna do Drako??” I screamed deprezzedly.

“I usta dat Jaycaiac but now hes evil!!” Derision maimed. “But I LUV U Irony!111”

I put on a black top woth “Panik at da dizco” on it. I had a lot off whit makup on. My lips were coveered in blacl nail polish.

Just den...........................................................,.,..,.,.... a SOOOPER Hot goffik guy shwoed up. “Hi, He said I’m.............

Dafid Ilian!1111111”

2 b conitnued!11@wrf1!

*((Orlando, my Greenness))

AN: Preps stup gfaming! Nikki is nut rilly jakaia ok! Dat wuz a mistak! Fangz 2 Willow 4 etiding!!

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“Dafid Ilian?!?!” Detonation n I gosped. “Wut?”

“Yeah,” he sad. “I’, goffik now. Du yu want to join muh bnad, Goffik6Teerz6Bloody6?!...

“Ya!” I shooted.

“Derivation wanted not to jiln, so he went to his ruum 2 b derprezzed.

“OMG ur so kull!” I sed. “U killed al dose EVIl Suez!”

“Famgz,” he said goffitly.

We went goffikally 2 da bnad ruum. Only...............Nikki FlowerCherry was dere!!111

“OMGoth wgat re u dong heet prep!” I shooted.

“U suck!” She said. “I h8 u goffs bcz I’m a prep!11

Den.....................................David drew out a gun and stabbed her in da heart!11

“No.... she said, dyeing.

“Lol dat was kawaaai!11” I dais goffiky.

Well aneway Meena nd Carliol wer in da band 2. Coralla waz der 2.

Mona had on a darh gray dress wif pink fishnets and lotz of pintograms. So did Carlyle. Corolla wax wwearing blak combat boots.

“OmG!” said Miine. “Irovy ur so hawt!11”

“Famgz,” I said gofthic y.

“Ya!l added corolla engreticly lethricagilly!

We practiced MCr covers 4 for hours. Isn’t gerard hot!!

Den................................A old guy on a brum shooed up!1111

Omg a Cliffy!

STU!!!!11 Preps STUP FLAMING!!! I dnot car wut u fink. So SHOT UP!111 btw fangz 2 willo 4 etidin gurl u roc lol

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“Enony.......Irovy.....” he said evilly. He had Dark robs and high heels and everying (kinda like da Mysteryios Sumbody.)

It was......................Da mystryious Sumbody!!!

I scremed. “What is it Ivory?” saud Dafid n Srgieo all selective.

“Ivony,” the mysteruois somebony whiped. “Thou must Destroyested VamDafid!! If u do nout then I shal, kil Delegation!11”

“Nooooooooooo!!!” I screamed.

Darth Valer floo out the windo calking evillli.

“OmG what do I do!” I weept.

Just den.,.....................................Nikki appeated!

“ Guess waht I wasn’t ded!” she said preppily.

Then.........Devotion killed her with magic. “I want 2 join da bad” he said.

“Ok said Minnie n Calile n Dereliction n Dafyd( his name is Nightmare now).

An: See, dat waznt strupid!

Im nut Lolkitykign33!!Stup glaming!!11 Wollo whars goingv on-- Crollo is a PREP!! Dis iz Muh Stury I SUCK!!?

Ivry ur so sxsey" saod NIGHTmare. Den.....we strayed frenchikng pasivelu.

I was wearingv a leather corset, leather undies, nd a blak tether top. Thry weted all black wif blody pintigrams.

Just den a gofik old man wif a lung black bread (he ws rly A poser) aparated. " O hi guys" he said. We gasped. It wad Du Sumflower Officially!!!11

"wut r u dong" he esked.

"go saway u posr we yeled.

"I bebef wanted 2 b goff anewae!!" he shooted.

Decomposition was rlly truned in by Nightmire an I kossinv so he joined in.

"Bey gues wat???" said Cprllora. "I m actualy a PREP I killed Minna abd Carlise (swho was was actualyh Sadnes). And Momoko!11$$$$ And I ressurtceted Niki!!"

Da Mysterios Sumbody ran in on a brum. "btw der my .minions. " he expostulated.

I grabbed my knife whixh Destruction had given me

"Avasde Kadaver!!!111$" I shooted, And da preps dyes frum da balets. "Noool!!!" screaamed Corola. She was da bigest prep.

I was so exaggerated ! All thed preps wete gone!!

THE END

An: I know i said its de end but its not Willo U suck!!! Prep s stup flamingming!m11

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“Nightmare u know I luved Disco!” I scremed. Den I ran away 2 my bvlak rum. It had purple bloody pentergrams.

I tok of my cloves and got in da bath. I read a derprezzinbook while cryong bloody teerz goffikly. I slit my wrist an drank da bllody. I gut ot off da bath n used a towl to change into a gottik black low-smut dresss.

OMG” Iexplained.

Because...................................................Thalie an Jayacaiya were spying on me! They wer in my RX!11q1

“Get out u preps I yieled evilly.

“We no how 2 black mail yu!” Jaycaya sayed preppily.

“Cruitatuas!111” I yielded. (Ivony is frum da potterverse) But da spell didnt hit. Instead it hit..............Carlile!!111

“Get out off my RC u pevrs!” I yelled Violetly.

“No war!” Yeiled Thila. “Ur 2 hot!11q”

“No, Irocy, u dont undertsand!” Crialise yielded. “Crolloa is gonna tak overda skull(geddit?)?!”

But I was 2 upster. “I used a bloody steak to rub over my chest!111”

AN: Ivoy is nut a Maru Su! Ger name is Itody!!11

PrepssOp faming!!!!1 I dno car wha u fink so der!1 Fangz2 Bloody mary 4 da halp!!!!

"Getout peps!" yieled anrily.

"Ivony udot undersa!!" Carlisle (his name isnow Corpse ( like vampe lo u rok) and alsohes sicksten is not ceeyok)) "I LOVE YOU!!!111"

Omg i said. "Rallyh, corpse?

"NT POSSIBLE!!111" shooted Boadecia who was here to. "thee mustbe other factors!!

Nikki appered. "Yoj will submit totheMuystous sumbodb. Then hewll kil all!!?:THEB THEbarm lad will never die!! shd accelerated

Detention appeardd. "Cruella!!! " heyoild. Niiki died again.

Jayacacia and Britne ran away preppily.

"That was close," said Designation. Ill go find Mightnare.

Minna cam."OMGz i fought u were ded, " I sad flirtingly as i began tosob.

She"s not eaf;": said Copse. "Shez my partnet Idno"

"Let's et u dressedfor yor triple dat wih Denigration Nigmar nCoffee. " sh said goffly.

Ok " I said glumly. I put on a black tod with red leggings and apink wmini (not lik thatmini lol) with rippd balck fishnets.My nails wer blac wh prumple pinigrads. Mymakeu was wghit and goff.

"lol grl u look kawai," said Momok wowasnt ead either.

Den...................

................. ..

.

.. .........................Profesor Makesthings appeared!111

(C dat ws rllyh god)

Well dis is da final chapter. I cant fink off anyfing 2 say say but preps stpo Flaming!! Fangz 4 da help B’loody Mary n Willo! Draco n Vrompire u guy r so smexy! Proffesor Troveolry rox! So do all da otter goffs. Preps lik Albert n Rumbrigd n Voldemprt (I h8 dem) suck! Screw u!!

“Lord Makesthings ?” I gosped. “Wut r u dong heer?”

He had on a black panic? At da dizcko cocert tee and black pants. He looked exactly like Joel Madden.

“Ivorry” King Makesthingz said gofficly. “U need 2 go back in tim 2 defeet da Mistroyois Sumbody!!111”

“Oh,” I said saxily. “Hez already ded.”

“Oh ok good,” Emporor makesthings said. den he left.

Den...Nilki an Coroll appeRed!11 They were both wearing preppy pink Hilary ClinDuff Consert Shrits. They looked exactly like Lindsay Loan.

“Haha yeileded Nikki. “I hath killded Corpses!!11”

Just then I noticed something....They were holding the SO cuptive!11

“Help me!111” he said.

I knew what I had 2 do. I garbbed my wand. “Allah Cadevar!” I crooned menacicingly.

Nikki n Corolla died. I was so exibited! I’d gotten rid of da preps!

“OmG!” said Momanka! “That was so cool n sacly n everfing!11”

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We went to the MCR concert. Minna n Disintegration n Nightmsre and# Makethings n Momnake were there.

“Omg!” I said. “Geteard is SOOO saxy!”

Every1 agreed. We had a gr8 tim.

Da End

“So, we’re here.” Sergio said as he stopped by at Corolla’s messy workbench. “You said it is bad?”

Corolla tossed the CAD she was working on in a bin and sat on the only empty corner of the workbench. “Of course it is bad! I would not have bothered the two of you otherwise!”

“I understand, but...” Nikki crossed her arms. “We’ve been retired for ages, and I’m sure there’s plenty of good Agents around right now.”

“That is true, but I’m sure you’ll agree with me that this one is a personal matter!”

Corolla opened a holographic window, and showed them the badfic report.

“A My Immortal ripoff.” Sergio didn’t sound impressed. “They’re a dime in a dozen, Corolla. And they are so uninspired, even Keiko could handle such a weak Suvian or Wraith. And she’s three.”

“I would actually be very glad if she will never have to deal with anything PPC related, though.” Nikki added.

“So would I.” Sergio agreed. “That’s why we... wait, what?”

Nikki leaned in. “What’s the matter, Sergio...? Oh. Oh.”

“Yup. This is about us, guys. Somehow, we struck a Suvian’s fancy. Like Momoka, Mina, Carlisle, and for some reason Dafydd who’s been retired since before we were hired, and the Mysterious Somebody who’s been ousted when Dafydd was a rookie, at least according to what Arumi told me.”

She summoned Sergio’s old shotgun from her dimensional pocket, and tossed it to him. “Come on, we’ve got work to do. This one committed the most heinous crime ever.”

Nikki raised an eyebrow. “And that would be?”

“Getting in the way of the two of you being together.”

Ivory Black’ness Lee couldn’t believe her eyes. As much as she liked seeing the two preps - Corolla and Nikki - get killed by... themselves? The second Sergio had just killed Disconnection. She would kill those prepz, but her limbs were blocked by weird glowing blue rings

“I thought I was done killing evil clones of myself!” the surviving Nikki shouted - the one who wasn’t wearing the Hilary Duff t-shirt - as she took her lightsaber out of Prep Nikki’s chest.

Brown-haired Sergio reloaded his shotgun, and fired a last round into black-haired Sergio. “Yeah, this is getting ridiculous. At least I’m glad our streaking Corolla clone over there has a featureless body”.

“Well, actually...” clothed Corolla said as she stood over the half-naked, gasping Corolla. “I’m really like that. Y’know, as an asexual with no reproductive capabilites whatsoever having naughty bits is a waste of programming space.”

Naked Corolla went limp. “I’m gonna nick her boots, by the way. It’s kinda hard to find good sturdy boots my size, and having spares for when we have yet another acid spill is good.”

Brown-haired Sergio walked over to Ivory. “I’m flattered that you seem to like me, but I’m kinda taken already. See the girl over there, the one you slandered all the way through? She’s the farthest thing to a ‘prep’ I’ve ever seen, I married her, and we even have a kid. And I don't take kindly to people trying to kill her off.”

“OMG no.”

“And, by the way, I’m not really a My Chemical Romance fan. I’m more of a Sabaton guy.”

“OMG NO!”

“Ivory Black’ness Lee, I am Agent Corolla of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. You are thereby charged with trying to break up my favorite couple here. The sentence is death, no last wishes, no last words, nothing.”

Brown-haired Sergio raised an eyebrow. “Shouldn’t you charge her for the rest too? Creating OOC clones of PPC Agents, copycatting a Legendary badfic, atrocious spelling, the like?”

“Trying to break up my favourite couple is already worthy the capital punishment.”